communicate tooth and nail

with all the bones and organs of my body

White Seas ~ A Patrick Wolf Fanfiction Community
Posting Access:
All Members , Moderated
This is, as far as we know, the first place to read and share Patrick Wolf fanfiction on the net. There is a terrible dearth of Patrick fic (well, I guess it's either terrible or wonderful, depending on your perspective.)

But truly, there are so many artists, musicians, actors, politicians, book/movie characters, union workers, soccer moms and retail employees out there to pair him up with. Or maybe that's not your thing-- if introspective and poetic is your style, go for it. Fanfiction doesn't necessitate there being a pairing involved, right?

Whatever your tastes, keep your sense of humor about you and read on if you're at all intrigued.


~ This is a community for Patrick-centric fanfiction only. Photos, icons, artwork, interviews, news updates, etc will be deleted. There are other communities for all that good stuff (listed at the bottom of the page, even.) Please, if your fic doesn't involve Patrick in a fairly-important way, don't post it. If you've written something inspired by Patrick but not necessarily about him, head over to glitterwolf, they'd love you.

~ We are both slash and het friendly. Don't like it, don't read it. Or you know, read it and go rinse out your eyes with soap afterwards, up to you.

~ Please, no plagiarizing or flaming anyone. Constructive criticism is always nice, but don't bash anybody's work. Being inspired by someone else is nice, but don't steal their words and pass them off as you're own. Not that we think you will, but just to be safe. If you're being a general pain in the arse, we will be forced to remove you from the community. And then mock you terribly.

~ No rape, incest, bestiality, and other general taboos, please. There's a fine line between creative license and simply being depraved. Remember, we are writing about real people, after all. If you don't know if you're crossing a line, ask one of the mods and we'll help you figure it out. If Patrick ever happens to somehow stumble across this place, the last thing we want is for him to feel he needs to rinse his eyes out with hot coals, okay?

~ Please include the following info when posting your fic:

Author (if you have a separate fic or personal journal)
Beta (if any)
Rating (G, PG, PG-13, R, NC-17)
Genre (AU, fluff, humor, crack!fic, drama, etc...)
Warnings (only if applicable. Include any kinks, etc...)

And put the title in the header so it's easy for people to skim and find!

Make sure to put the actual text of your fic behind an lj-cut, please! Check out LJ's help section if you don't know what a cut is, or ask one of us. We'll be glad to help you out :D

~ Sense of humour. Get one, exercise often!

All silly and serious questions can be directed to your mods, notsolaconic and fecklesslyfine.

Other Patrick communities you may be interested in checking out...

black_cliffs ~ our sister-community for silliness
patrickwolf ~ general discussion of the man and the music
pwolf_icons ~ icons of Patrick
pwolf_stills ~ icon challenges
glitterwolf ~ Patrick-inspired art & literature
wolf_media ~ songs, etc

Other fanfic communities you may be interested in...

slacken_ties ~ Franz Ferdinand fic
albion_fic ~ Libertines fic
albion_unbound ~ Libertines AU fic

Thank you to scraps for donating the lovely friends-only banner!

Our Disclaimer
We are not associated with Patrick Wolf or any other real people/characters who may appear in the works of fiction posted here. We're not making any money and we definitely don't mean any disrespect or harm to Patrick or anyone else. This is our labor of love, honest. If Patrick ever makes it known that he is uncomfortable with this community, it will be immediately deleted, no questions asked. We know we can't please everyone, but we're also not trying to offend everyone, either.

While we're at it, we'd like to mention that all the works posted belong to their respective authors, so no plagiarism, please. Moreover, they're all very, definitely not true. I think that's covering our butts enough?

If you were wondering, inspiration for our name comes from here.